Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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