ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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