If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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