i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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