i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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