Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Randomize
