just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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