Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
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I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Shame is for Republicans.
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