How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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