S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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