When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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