Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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