Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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