sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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