Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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