it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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