Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I just googled if crying burns calories
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
soo... how was my night?
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