so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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