If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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