You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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