oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Did I show you my penis last night?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
soo... how was my night?
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