I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
