The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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