i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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