i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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