i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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