Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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