just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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