It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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