Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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