your thong is hanging out like whoa
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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