Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The feeling are messing with the penis
The uberlube is also flammable
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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