I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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