He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
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