Who did Billy Mays play for?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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