i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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