We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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