Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
This is my gift to your gina
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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