Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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