So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He kissed a someone with a penis
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
