That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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