Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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