Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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