If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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