thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just googled if crying burns calories
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Randomize
