You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My vagina just clenched in fear
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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