Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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