physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
You're like the curious george of whores
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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