super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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