Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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