Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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