got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
She just used a chaser for red wine.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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