Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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