Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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