help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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