problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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