You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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